A hillarious guide to how much you have lost

salsa1877 · 12-13-2007, 08:25 PM

I got this from the Crazy Ate's Board and had to share. I have lost an air conditioner and a doze Krispy Kreme donuts. I have been measuring in sticks of butter and to date I have lost 226 sticks of butter!

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale�s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant�s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant�s penis
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World�s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she�s 5�11�!)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she�s 5�4�)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony

jbtullis · 12-13-2007, 09:04 PM

this is hilarious. I have lost 2 elephant penises and a rack of baby back ribs. HAHAHAHAHA

IndioGirl55 · 12-16-2007, 02:40 PM

i have lost a 5000 btu a/c

Txchloe · 12-16-2007, 08:11 PM

I love this. I've lost 2 human heads! (fortunately not my own!); actually I prefer to say I've lost 3 chihuahuas and a guinea pig! :heh:

thinkingthin247 · 12-29-2007, 01:32 PM

2 more lbs. and I'll lose an Irish setter. Cool.

Twilight · 01-17-2008, 01:34 PM

Too funny! I've lost an a LOT of pizza....or 4 chihuahuas and a brain!!!

I hope you all don't mind me reading and following with you. Salsa said I could :)

salsa1877 · 01-17-2008, 03:09 PM

Glad you found us. You should join us on the main board. Introduce yourself and become one of us!

Frustrated · 01-17-2008, 04:46 PM

I've lost an average 2 year old, an average new born and a human head. Well they can stay lost, I'm not babysitting anyone.

Frustrated · 01-17-2008, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twilight

I hope you all don't mind me reading and following with you. Salsa said I could :)

We like new people. They're tasty!

Can you spot the food addict?

Twilight · 01-17-2008, 05:00 PM

Which main board? I've been posting on the general boards....I've been reading some of the other July threads, but you all seem so much further along, I feel a little like an intruder.

I'll chime in I'm sure.

You don't want to eat me Ruby, I'm all fatty....the one's that have lost "a bale of hay" however, they probably taste better :)

Thanks for the welcome all.

salsa1877 · 01-17-2008, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twilight

Which main board? I've been posting on the general boards....I've been reading some of the other July threads, but you all seem so much further along, I feel a little like an intruder.

I'll chime in I'm sure.

You don't want to eat me Ruby, I'm all fatty....the one's that have lost "a bale of hay" however, they probably taste better :)

Thanks for the welcome all.

The main board is Lucky # Sevens- July 07 Bandsters and you shouldn't feel like an intruder. We are further ahead that you are, but we really like to help people, so we would be more than willing to answer any of your other questions or help you with anything. It is good to have friends that have been there and done that, so that you have a bit more information. That is how I ended up on this board. They were a month ahead of me, so they could help me deal with some of the issues that I had.