Worst food contest....

marjon9 · 03-22-2007, 08:58 PM

That's why I went with the intravenous setup on the Krispy Kremes. No worry about getting stuck.

faithmd · 03-22-2007, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by BubbleButt

At a hospital I worked for years ago they must have made a deal on pickles. They took whole pickles, wrapped them in hamburger and baked them. They served them in a bun.

Honestly, it looked like a turd in a bun. Just disgusting.

Hmmmm, that sounds pretty darned good. I tink I'll make one tomorrow night (minus the bun, too many empty calories). I just bought ground round, and I have some yummy garlic dills in the fridge!

Jachut · 03-22-2007, 11:10 PM

Oh, that's utterly disgusting Jack.

The fish and chip shop near me does fried mars bars.

Honestly, the most unappetising, poisonous and disgusting looking food I've ever seen is the muck they were serving up to school kids in that school lunch program on Supersize Me. Huge corporations making money off killing our kids, now that's appetising, NOT. Pizza that bends when you pick it up, ugh. Orange processed looking cheese, oh, yuck.

I'm another one that doesnt like Krispy Kremes. We've got a Krispy Kremes locally here in Narre Warren in Melbourne. The smell of those donuts is freaking revolting. The oily baking smell pervades the air for quite a distance and it honestly makes my stomach turn. hose things are nothing like what an Australian calls a donut! Those KK's are more like pastry, here a donut is more bready, and its a hot delicious little ball filled with piping hot jam and its all dusted in sugar on the outside, and they dont smell like a vat of chemical fat.

The most bandster unfriendly food I've seen though is the giant chicken and salad wholegrain roll Doug made for lunch on Sunday. Looked delicious - extremely healthy - but it was like contemplating eating a house brick. There was just no way I was going to be able to do it, it was an impossible task.

waterlily1072 · 03-23-2007, 03:59 AM

I am pretty sure that a KK donut would stick. it is after all sweet white processed bread. As much as I love them, I will never again have one. If you have eaten one and it didn't stick , lie and tell us it did. Be kind to your fellow bandsters. As for a disgusting food...

I saw this at a cub scout competition for creative cakes.

A kitty litter box (new) with a yellow cake in it, frosted with a sandy beige frosting. Ground walnuts covering the top and tootie rolls with strategically placed nuts stuck to them (like litter) scattered on top.

The dang thing looked like a real litter box with poop in it and people actually ate it! I was too grossed out to even consider it, it looked way to real.

Jachut · 03-23-2007, 04:58 AM

Oh I've seen a cake like that!

2bthinagn · 03-23-2007, 07:15 AM

[quote=Jack;421639]..
Decades ago (ok, like about 1967) there was a little place that offered a 'family' of burgers---different size patties and stuff with it....

At the time I had a crush on one of the waitresses there who facilitated a variety of food adventures in lieu of any social relationship....

In Missouri they were A&W. I would love to find out the sauce for their teenburgers! YUMM-O...when we were buzzing around on Fridays we would get a teen burger at A&W then go next door and get McDonalds fries.

Lap_dancer · 03-23-2007, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by marjon9

Actually, I love Krispy Kremes. In fact, I still have my Krispy Krem intravenous unit set up in the garage. On a good day, I used to pump about a dozen per hour right into the old circulatory system. I figured that way I could drink less coffee. Trying to cut back on the caffeine, I'm sure you understand.

Oh man, I love Krispy Kremes and I'm so glad there isn't one local.

Is this a competition for artery cementing foods?

Okay I'll go with deep fried potatoe skins with double cheddar cheese, bacon and sour cream.

BandSTAR · 03-23-2007, 02:17 PM

Loved this thread. So AWESOME, GROSS & FUNNY all at the same time...just the way I like it.

stacy16 · 03-23-2007, 02:19 PM

I have been dreaming of carne asada french fries with extra cheese and sour cream.

Stacy

Lap_dancer · 03-23-2007, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by stacy16

I have been dreaming of carne asada french fries with extra cheese and sour cream.

Stacy

Ohhhhh:hungry:

I'll start with an entire dinner:

Cocktails: Mango Daquari

Appetizer: Fried sweet onion strings
Loaded potato soup with bacon on top
Hot bread with butter

Entree: Sweet tea with my dinner which would be
Coconut shrimp on butter garlic pasta
Pina Colada dip for the shrimp
Baked potatoe with double butter and sour cream

Dessert Butter pecan ice cream between two brownies sitting in
a parfet dish of hot chocolate fudge, topped with ice cream
Ben and Jerry's Peanut butter cup, and whipped cream, and
nuts and a cherry

After dinner drink: Carolann's Irish Cream on ice.

**I will not be able to get out of the booth as I have probably eaten myself into a stuck position. Someone get two waiters to pull me up and a wheelchair to get me to the car, and a hoist to lift me into it.***:guess

cavediver · 03-23-2007, 09:56 PM

Who's up for some Chicken Fried Bacon. Yummy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfbTO0GlONU

Chuck

**Jack** · 03-23-2007, 10:43 PM

my god.....call 9-1-(gasp---rattle....*choke*....xxxxx.........