 Friends
True Friendship
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,
But never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the hateful ba----d who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7 When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well - Again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9 This is my oath.. I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
"because you are my friend".
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth
__________________  Starting weight 24stone 7pounds. Now 14stone 8pounds. Total loss so far 9stone 10pounds
Band removed 19/3.07. Due to mrsa.
RNY 21.1.08
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