I hate it when people post just to post.....

IndioGirl55 · 11-01-2007, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Wheetsin

How Do I Get A Ticker?!!!11

ok that's not easily found here and not everyone directs you to the theard where instructions are.

I got mine (Insturctions) from another board - she (Photonut) use to be here but for some reason got suspended from this board - but found the instructions on her site and was able to get mine.

I wanted one when I first found this board too :0) - eveyone has them newbies want them too.. I don't think that a dumb questions - imho...

I know that i get tired of seeing that - and the pb & slime quesstions - but from a newbie what do you really expect - its the really dumb ones like pbing after they are banded that gets me - didn't you do any reading before you got your band...

WASaBubbleButt · 11-01-2007, 06:13 PM

My poops hurt very bad, I have to push really hard to get them out and then they come out in little balls. And it's green with yellow dots, is that normal? I usually have to sit on the toilet for 16 hours just to PUSH out one little green ball. I think I stretched out my poopershooter because when I looked with a mirror it was bleeding so I used toilet paper and checked and there was BLOOD!! OMG! Am I going to DIE? I'm bleeding to death.

Do you think I have cancer?

**Wheetsin** · 11-01-2007, 06:23 PM

I think you should take some Pepto Bismol.

Whatever you do, listen to me, not your doctor. Who wants to pay a $20 copay to get actual medical advice?

cindyluhu · 11-01-2007, 06:42 PM

I like my fish well done. Haven't had pork chops in a long time. Do you think that is ok? Too funny!!
Cindy

babygrl1234 · 11-01-2007, 07:12 PM

My farts stink. DO you think it is because of the band?

losingjusme · 11-01-2007, 08:53 PM

yours stink? do they stink like fish??

**AthinnerDenise** · 11-01-2007, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by IndioGirl55

ok that's not easily found here and not everyone directs you to the theard where instructions are.

I got mine (Insturctions) from another board - she (Photonut) use to be here but for some reason got suspended from this board

I know that i get tired of seeing that - and the pb & slime quesstions - but from a newbie what do you really expect - its the really dumb ones like pbing after they are banded that gets me - didn't you do any reading before you got your band...

I wish I knew what happened to photonut. She had some good posts on the thread killer thread.

Isn't there a place on the main board for the new people to read about the band and the abbreviations? I haven't gone anywhere lately other than new posts. Now you have me wondering.......I will have to go and look.:rolleyes

LilMissDiva · 11-01-2007, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by WASaBubbleButt

My poops hurt very bad, I have to push really hard to get them out and then they come out in little balls. And it's green with yellow dots, is that normal? I usually have to sit on the toilet for 16 hours just to PUSH out one little green ball. I think I stretched out my poopershooter because when I looked with a mirror it was bleeding so I used toilet paper and checked and there was BLOOD!! OMG! Am I going to DIE? I'm bleeding to death.

Do you think I have cancer?

whta wrong?didnt u floss............

**AthinnerDenise** · 11-01-2007, 09:49 PM

okay, I went to the main board and there is definitely a post called
Abbreviations and what they mean. And another for frequently asked questions.

I am very constipated. I haven't had a BM since I started the liquid diet 2 weeks ago. Do you think I should take a laxative? Will that hurt the band?

Michee · 11-01-2007, 10:00 PM

My surgery is scheduled for tomorrow but today my neighbour told me that her sister=in-laws hairdressers aunt had the band and didnt lose in any weight, should I cancel my surgery ?? Please help I dont know what to do

georgia girl · 11-01-2007, 10:39 PM

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I ATE A WHOLE LOAF OF BREAD AND A BIG BOWL OF SPAGHETTI AND I THINK MY BAND HAS SLIPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WASaBubbleButt · 11-01-2007, 10:45 PM

No, it didn't slip. I have xray vision and when I post on message boards I know when someone has slipped.

Besides, MY doctor said I could eat a loaf of bread and a mega huge bowl of spaghetti two hours after surgery and it was okay. If it is okay for me it is okay for you.

babygrl1234 · 11-01-2007, 10:47 PM

I like pizza, Steve.

LilMissDiva · 11-02-2007, 10:03 AM

butterflies are pretty i love to eat them then thy floy around in my stomach is this ok......................

losingjusme · 11-02-2007, 10:10 AM

you really think it is all about you dont you????