Monday evening chuckle...

ShavieLou · 01-30-2006, 06:20 PM

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried In vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it knowit's me?

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Pleasedon't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."

DREW (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for awhile and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"

The Sermon I think this mom will never forget.... this particular Sunday sermon..."Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust." He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter (who was listening!) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"

ShavieLou · 01-30-2006, 06:22 PM

Personal story: When I was a kid and we would say the Pledge of Allegience in school - for the life of me, I couldn't figure out who Richard Stanz was!

Nickysmom · 01-30-2006, 07:11 PM

I teach pre-k 3 and 4 yr. olds. I loved this post. Thanks very cute.

justbeingme · 01-30-2006, 07:28 PM

Good golly that was funny! I sure got a Monday night chuckle out of that! I really like the story about your daughter! I couldn't stop laughing about that one.

nessa · 01-30-2006, 07:54 PM

How cute is this? I also teach pre-k and you wouldn't believe the things they say.

ShavieLou · 01-30-2006, 08:47 PM

JustBeingMe, the first post was something I received in an e-mail...not a personal anecdote. Unfortunately, I don't have children, yet. But I still get a huge kick out of them. I laughed for a good 10 minutes.

Butt dust.....haaa!!!!!