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Old 09-26-2006, 02:35 AM   #1
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A Loving Husband

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land , for $150." The man thought about it and decided that he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man replied,

"Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.


“ I just can't take that chance."
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Old 09-26-2006, 03:08 AM   #2
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That Was A Good One, My Husband Would Love That.
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