I am going to be a bear.

princess_n_thep · 07-19-2007, 02:57 AM

(got this in my email and it is now my screensaver! enjoy!)

In this life, I am a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.

When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while your sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

When you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that too.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He also EXPECTS that you have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yep, that settles it, I am definitely going to come back as a bear.