You know you are a bandster when....This is a discussion on You know you are a bandster when.... within the General Lap-Band® Surgery Discussion forums, part of the Main Lap-Band® Surgery Forums category; When the conversation goes like this:
Coworker, "OMG! You look so great!!!"
Lapbander, "Yeah, yeah, I'm actually wearing clothes that ... | General Lap-Band Surgery Discussion Forum for discussing any topic related to Lap-Band® surgery that is not covered in the other forums. | 
06-04-2008, 07:38 AM
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When the conversation goes like this:
Coworker, "OMG! You look so great!!!"
Lapbander, "Yeah, yeah, I'm actually wearing clothes that fit. So how are you?"
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06-04-2008, 10:07 AM
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Join Date: May 2008 Age: 45
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When instead of the usual marinated steak tips for dinner, you have steak tip....and a side of steak frie. | |
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06-04-2008, 10:13 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008 Age: 22
Posts: 449
City: Attleboro State: Massachusetts |
You look FORWARD to getting on the scale every morning
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06-04-2008, 10:24 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2007 Age: 41
Posts: 241
City: Hollywood!!! State: Southern California |
you guys are tooooooo funny!!!
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06-04-2008, 12:08 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
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I LOVE you all for these jokes/truths. LMAO and an't tell anyone in the office why...Keep them coming!!!  | |
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06-04-2008, 12:21 PM
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When you beg the waitress for you to order off the kids menu and she looks at you strange when you say, "No, I want nothing to drink with that"
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06-04-2008, 12:27 PM
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When you have a compulsive weighing disorder. I love my scale! I hate my scale! I love my scale! I want to shoot my scale - it lies!
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06-04-2008, 12:33 PM
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When you can have a conversation with another banster and it's like another language. The everyday average person has NO idea what the hell you are talking about:
I need a restriction! (Why are you in trouble?)
I have a 10cc band! (Really, what kind of music do they play?)
My port has flipped! (Can boats do that?)
I PB'd (Huh?)
I'm too tight (Oh, that one can have so many implications)
I need a fill (naughty, naughty, naughty!)
I'm too loose (The old lady whispers to her friend, "the little slut.")
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06-04-2008, 12:46 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007 Age: 51
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LMAO. These are great! Keep going!
And I so can relate to the scale love/hate relationship. I want a new one! LOL
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06-04-2008, 01:19 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
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...when you say, "I'm so full." And mean it.
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06-04-2008, 01:40 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 191
City: Mission Viejo State: CA |
...when you piss off a friend and they say 'I hope you get something STUCK' (they were kidding).
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06-04-2008, 01:43 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
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City: Mission Viejo State: CA |
...you have sparkpeople.com nutrition tab open all day to record every morsel that goes into your mouth...
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06-04-2008, 02:40 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008 Age: 30
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Originally Posted by OH Juli  When you have to give away your SHOE collection because they fall off your feet. | Now this, I am not looking forward to! 
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06-04-2008, 02:49 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2007 Age: 61
Posts: 43
City: Aurora State: CO |
When you walk up to your Dr. in his office and he doesn't recognize you till he sees your hubby come around the corner!!!!!!!
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06-04-2008, 03:17 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2008 Age: 23
Posts: 182
City: Austin State: Texas |
Quote:
Originally Posted by Leslie2Lose When you can have a conversation with another banster and it's like another language. The everyday average person has NO idea what the hell you are talking about:
I need a restriction! (Why are you in trouble?)
I have a 10cc band! (Really, what kind of music do they play?)
My port has flipped! (Can boats do that?)
I PB'd (Huh?)
I'm too tight (Oh, that one can have so many implications)
I need a fill (naughty, naughty, naughty!)
I'm too loose (The old lady whispers to her friend, "the little slut.") | HAHAHA! This made me laugh. Good job!! These are too funny. Keep 'em coming!
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Last edited by drew05; 06-04-2008 at 03:19 PM.
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