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04-20-2006, 02:11 PM
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#1 | | Original Exploding Ant
Join Date: Jan 2006
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City: I live in a small Texas town. State: Texas | Biker babes, help me . . .
DeLarla, HarleyNana, anyone else who might be able to help...
my mom and dad are going to a ralley next weekend, and dad asked me to come up with some perverted, warped, crazy sort of phrases or expressions he can put on signs for his camp. they have the standard ones like "Free Breast Exams" etc.
can you suggest some trashy things that he can write on a sign?
The name of his camp is "Dirty ole Bastard's Camp"
He is seriously warped. I really do not understand why he cannot come up with his own expressions. That would typically be his cup of tea. Guess he took too much viagra to be able and concentrate... 
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04-20-2006, 03:01 PM
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#2 | | Original Exploding Ant
Join Date: Jan 2006
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City: I live in a small Texas town. State: Texas | pweez help me?
__________________ h-218/s-208/c-158/g-150 Banded March 13, 2006, Dr. Spivak
02/18/08-fit into my first pair of size 8 pants!!
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04-20-2006, 03:12 PM
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#3 | | Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2006 Age: 47
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City: The Woodlands State: Texas | How about used panties drop off box here.
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04-20-2006, 03:16 PM
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#4 | | Registered User
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City: The Woodlands State: Texas | Double D's and Larger get in free!
__________________ Mary B. The Woodlands, Texas H219/S207/C146/G130 Banded on 03/14/2006 by Dr. Richard Collier
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04-20-2006, 03:19 PM
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#5 | | Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2004 Age: 58
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City: Yorktown State: Virginia | I'll show you mine if you show me yours! Sorry, I'm not very talented in this dept.
Show your tits for a free "ride"
Duhhh I dunnnno, LOL
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04-20-2006, 04:41 PM
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#6 | | Original Exploding Ant
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City: I live in a small Texas town. State: Texas | good start, i will forward them.
Viagra Field Test Area
__________________ h-218/s-208/c-158/g-150 Banded March 13, 2006, Dr. Spivak
02/18/08-fit into my first pair of size 8 pants!!
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04-20-2006, 05:43 PM
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#7 | | Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2006 Age: 47
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City: The Woodlands State: Texas | Tops always optional.
__________________ Mary B. The Woodlands, Texas H219/S207/C146/G130 Banded on 03/14/2006 by Dr. Richard Collier
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04-20-2006, 06:04 PM
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#8 | | Account Suspended
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City: Planet X State: Lidsville | Oh, you don't want ME to get started, do you? I'll be at that same rally (Laughlin River Run, I'm assuming) and I'll be at his camp selling things I can't say here! | |
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04-20-2006, 06:04 PM
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#9 | | Account Suspended
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City: Planet X State: Lidsville | Free moustache rides? Sorry, this is my husband's department. | |
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04-20-2006, 06:18 PM
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#10 | | Original Exploding Ant
Join Date: Jan 2006
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City: I live in a small Texas town. State: Texas | i am not sure where the ralley is this year, but it is the one that use to dawgs on hawgs or whatever....used to be in somerville, texas, don't know where it will be now.
__________________ h-218/s-208/c-158/g-150 Banded March 13, 2006, Dr. Spivak
02/18/08-fit into my first pair of size 8 pants!!
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04-21-2006, 04:56 AM
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#11 | | Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2006 Age: 55
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State: Florida | Too bad I can't get my really nice brooch to your Mom....it looks so classy till you get close enough to read it....Champion Mustache Rider!!!
I've had it for about 25 years and can't even remember where I got it! Those years are a little foggy...lol...maybe I won a contest...lol
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04-21-2006, 08:19 AM
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#12 | | MsJoy's DH
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State: Texas | Dawgs on Hawgs will be at the Rose Amphitheater in Henderson, Texas...the weekend of April 29th. They still have a rally at Somerville, but it isn't DOH.
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04-21-2006, 10:50 AM
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#13 | | Original Exploding Ant
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City: I live in a small Texas town. State: Texas | They are going to Henderson, just asked last night.
__________________ h-218/s-208/c-158/g-150 Banded March 13, 2006, Dr. Spivak
02/18/08-fit into my first pair of size 8 pants!!
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04-23-2006, 03:19 PM
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#14 | | Original Exploding Ant
Join Date: Jan 2006
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City: I live in a small Texas town. State: Texas | Well, the trip to the ralley is off. Dads best friend and riding partner laid his bike down after an unwise decision to take an exit at the last minute. he ended up in the V of the exit in the grass. Thank goodness he let go of the bike, Dad said it flipped 15 feet up in the air. Dad's buddy has a compound fracture, with bone exposed from his knee to his ankle. After surgery, he has lots of screws and some external hardware to hold it all together. This is very tragic, and traumatizing for all of us, but we are thankful that the girls (Mom and DD's Friend's Wife) were not on the bikes also. This could have been twice as bad. We could have lost friends.
Thanks for all of your help on the sign suggestions. We will keep them for next year.
__________________ h-218/s-208/c-158/g-150 Banded March 13, 2006, Dr. Spivak
02/18/08-fit into my first pair of size 8 pants!!
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04-23-2006, 07:45 PM
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#15 | | Account Suspended
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State: Indiana | I am so sorry to hear about the accident. :cry It sounds like it could have been much worse.
I was going to respond with something my husband says....I guess you can keep it for next year:
If you rub my back, I'll rub your front! | |
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