oh, I wished I'd looked after me tits *poem*This is a discussion on oh, I wished I'd looked after me tits *poem* within the Powder Room Gone Wild (New!) forums, part of the Lap-band Support Groups category; Hi all I had this emailed to me thought id share with you all lol
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07-25-2008, 01:13 PM
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| oh, I wished I'd looked after me tits *poem*
Hi all I had this emailed to me thought id share with you all lol
Ann xx
Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits
By Pam Ayres
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers,
Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers,
Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
'Cos now I'm much older and gravity's winning.
It's Nature's revenge for all that sinning,
And those dirty memories are rapidly dimming,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits
'Cos tits can be such troublesome things
When they no longer bounce, but dangle and swing.
And although they go well with my Bingo wings,
I wish I'd looked after me tits.
When they're both long enough to tie up in a bow,
When it's not the sweet chariot that swings low,
When they're less of a friend and more of a foe,
Then I wish I'd looked after me tits.
When I was young I got whistles and hoots,
From the men on the site to the men in the suits,
Now me nipples get stuck in the zips on me boots,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
When I was younger I rode bikes and scooters,
Cruising around with my favourite suitors.
Now the wheels get entangled with my dangling hooters,
I wish I'd looked after me tits.
When they follow behind and get trapped in the door,
When they're less in the air and more near the floor,
When people see less of them rather than more,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.. | 
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07-25-2008, 02:08 PM
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL wow. Some of that is happening to mine now and im 22 lol
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07-25-2008, 03:56 PM
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ROFLMAO!!!!! THANK YOU! That was my good laugh for the day!
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07-27-2008, 01:20 PM
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LOVE IT!!!  | |
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07-27-2008, 05:29 PM
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Lol, my parents had a book of Pam Ayres poems when I was a child, way back in the 70's. That poem is a blast from the past, I remember it well!
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07-27-2008, 08:32 PM
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LOLLL!! This poem is insane - thanks for sharing
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07-28-2008, 08:41 AM
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im pleased you all liked it. lol
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07-30-2008, 01:42 AM
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I love Pam Ayers!! Her accent really makes the poems too, so if you've ever heard her and can "hear" her voice as you read, it makes the poems that much funnier.
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07-31-2008, 03:37 AM
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i got scared about mine , and my bf said he'll buy me new ones, if i have to. LOLOL. lets hope we don't need to though.
YOU KNOW WHAT?!? lol. this was so weird.. i was at the Dr. getting my date, and i locked my keys in the car and my best friend came to unlock me! AND in the parking structure, with my bf and i, she turned and gave me a serious look " YOU know how BIG your boobs are going to look when you lose weight!?" LOL...what the?!? haha. she's like...size G or H or something, so it was strange coming from her. lmao.
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