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Old 02-27-2007, 06:54 PM   #1
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Smile installing new program on ourselves

....sent to me by a loved one....

It was hard for me to leave the ending unchanged.....it's hard for me to admit to such influences.....however, here it is, unchanged from how I got it....

In spite of evidence to the contrary, my old habits of denial remain mostly intact....although the parts about self esteem, holding grudges, etc.... DO strike pretty close to MY home, at least....

Hope this is a beneficial addition to fellow Bandsters regardless of affiliation....


Subject: Installing Love....

Tech Support: Yes, How can I help you?

Customer: I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I think I'm ready. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are currently running ?

Customer: I have Past Hurts, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge, Anger and Resentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurts from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem.
However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ?

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. tell me how?

Tech Support: Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness---( I forgive,I forgive, I forgive....). Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing ...
Tech Support: Remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Ooops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - Program not run on external components." What should I do?

Tech Support: It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. ...it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

Customer: So, what should I do?

Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on : Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.

Customer: Okay, done.

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.

Customer: Thank you, God.

God/Tech Support: You're Welcome, Anytime.
God is Love: 1 John 4:7-8
Dear friends, let us love one another, for love comes from God. Everyone who loves has been born
of God and knows God. Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love.
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Old 02-28-2007, 02:30 PM   #2
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Really cool, Jack. Thanks for sharing
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Old 02-28-2007, 04:05 PM   #3
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Awwwww, that's sweet.
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Old 02-28-2007, 08:35 PM   #4
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Wow, thanks Jack! I printed this off and will share it with my loved ones!
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