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Old 03-15-2007, 08:01 PM   #31
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re: "It's *just* the right size with a lid......"

.....just about the same consistency also.....HAR!!!!
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re: "It's *just* the right size with a lid......"

.....just about the same consistency also.....HAR!!!!
Well, not if you include the slime ropes. HA!
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Wendy's Chili is very convenient. When you hurl you already have an empty cup to hurl in. LOL And! It's *just* the right size with a lid.

Ohhhh, that's gross.
Actually, Wendy's Chili is even more convenient than that. It actually comes with the hurl pre-packed.
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Old 03-15-2007, 10:26 PM   #34
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re: 'It actually comes with the hurl pre-packed."

....is that anything like "carbon footprint credits"?????

We can buy a sack of of pre-hurl and use them at our convenience....while some poor third-world Bandster is unable to afford his own supply of pre-hurl?..... wait.....I can see it now.....a Hollywood special benefit for the 'undeveloped preHurl countries'....
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Old 03-15-2007, 10:30 PM   #35
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You guys are totally disgusting. What is wrong with you all?

I love it! What is wrong with me?
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All the talk about "pb" has me worried. I was banded Jan 29th 07 and am eating what and how my physican has advised. Went back for my first post-op checkup and since I had lost 30 pounds, he told me I didnt need a fill now,,as I am satisfied with what I'm eating right now and my weight loss is good. I asked him how much was in my band now and he told me ,,nothing,,just the band itself can cause some restriction. Does one only have "pb' after being banded for a while,,or if one eats too much or the wrong things or doesnt chew well? Do you only have them after a recent fill? I'm beginning to feel abnormal since I've not had one yet,,lol. (knocks on wood)

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Old 03-16-2007, 06:06 PM   #37
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re: "if one eats too much or the wrong things or doesnt chew well"

These are the most likely causes...most usually in my case it is an actual error of eating. Some foods some times are friendlier than others....and we tend to get a bit too lackadaisical IMHO....

My first PB as about 4 months out, I had grown somewhat complacent....

I still can't look as tricuits and protein shakes now as an 'ok snack'....
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off topic--OK BubbleButt--I finally must ask.....what's with....Bad spellers of the world... UNTIE!!!!!!!!---I just have to know after seeing it so many times and wondering?
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Let's see, my guess would be that since she is talking about bad spellers, the "untie" would mean unite if it was spelled right.

Let's hear what BubbleButt has to say!
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Or is it "i before e" excet after "c" like untie? Can't wait for response.:bored
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"You all" are a "crack up"!! This thread reminded me of an intervention on tv about a bulemic that would throw up in a ziplock bag and hide it in her closet behind a dresser. Luckily we don't have to had it in the closet!!! LMAO!!!

I have not been banded yet and I have been a bit worried about puking....I hate to puke!!!! But I hate being fat more. I do like knowing what I am getting myself into and the Doc's don't go into to much PB detail.
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The only nice thing I noticed about throwing up was, (oh geeze, there is a nice thing?), anyway, it was pure pain induced, and no nausea!
Oh yeah, that is a nice thing!
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Is it wrong that this gross thread makes me laugh out loud?:paranoid
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re: 'It actually comes with the hurl pre-packed."

....is that anything like "carbon footprint credits"?????

We can buy a sack of of pre-hurl and use them at our convenience....while some poor third-world Bandster is unable to afford his own supply of pre-hurl?..... wait.....I can see it now.....a Hollywood special benefit for the 'undeveloped preHurl countries'....
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Viva is pretty tough as well. I once washed an ENTIRE roll of viva paper towles in the washing machine.. don't ask.. The cardboard roll fell apart.. the paper towels, though shruken, were PERFECT.
OFF TOPIC... if you like to laugh.. GO SEE Wild Hogs. We just got back from the theater. It's one of the funniest movies I've seen in awhile. I was laughing out loud and slappin' my leg.
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Nonono... Bounty. You need a bigger purse but it's worth it cuz the 10 roll packs fit in a verrrry large purse and they are cheaper!

Newbies! Sheesh!
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