Arrived in the mail today and you know - it's actually not as ugly as I thought it would be. Stainless steel with the standard little "alert logo" and the engraving is there but doesnt stand out like "HEY anyone can look at my wrist and see wtf is up with me".
In case anyone is curious it says:
On the front -
Adj. gastric band
w/abdominal medi-
port / no NSAIDS &
no NG tbue w/o scope
see back for more details
Back-
my name
Surgeon - Dr.Robin Woodhead
his phone numbers
More info in wallet
UMI - Home is the company I ordered it from. Came to just over $40 including shipping.