- to fit in a theater seat comfortably and not lift up the arm on one side
- to not have to test drive 30 cars trying to find a seat that fits a fat lady before finding a new car to buy (btw, I got a nissan sentra.. fits a 300 pound chick with a huge rear great!)
- to not have my friends scared to say the word "fat" around me as if I will get so offended I would leave.. you know.. when people start to tell a fat joke or say "this fat lady ____" they'll be like "ff" and then they just won't say the word because you are fat and they don't want to offend you. They also can't say words like "lard ass", "huge", or "big butt".
- to be able to roll over in bed all at once and not in segments.. butt first then top part
- to sit comfortably in a booth and not have the table dig into my belly | 